You know what I am talking about!

So, because it is summer, I found myself outdoors enjoying many things. I love sitting in the grass listening to music or people watching. It is when I stand up, that I am not happy. I feel damp. I had tested the ground before sitting down, the ground was not wet. But for some reason, you feel as if your whole backside is wet and it is damp on the back side. You brush your bum to make sure, because maybe you didn't check the ground good enough, but you don't feel anything wet. Yet, it is slightly damp. You didn't have an accident, seriously, I know when I go and don't go to the bathroom. I really hate that damp feeling after sitting in the grass. It makes you self-aware and scared that you really look silly. You only look silly because you keep trying to check your behind and brushing it because you are paranoid. You know what I am talking about!